Player profiles
Kurt Gledhill
Our team captain and fearless leader. He is the playmaker, the goal kicker, the commander, the glue that holds everyone together.
Directing players around the pitch but not scared to get involved with the rough and tumble if required.
Michael 'Dirty Mike' Dunnett
Based down in Shelford, unfortunatly for him he is friends with some lads from The Isle of man so he gets dragged along.
Runs hard and straight with ball in hand but doesn't throw it hard and straight at the lineout.
Jonnie Cooper
The mum of the group. Jonnie does all the admin that no else can be bothered to do, without him there wouldnt be a tour
Drink of choice is wine from a can. Communication of choice is sass exclusively though a megaphone.
Will Gardner
The best looking and physically fittest in the squad. He is on the council so decides what activites we do whilst on tour.
Originally from Essex but moved up north for work but hates it becasue of how much gravy the northeners put on their food.